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The Virtual Tongue: How NOT to Use Facebook for Business

August 25, 2009 By Aaron Strout 12 Comments

Anyone that reads this blog or has connected with me on Twitter, Facebook or any of the other dozen or so social networks I belong to know that I’m a pretty reasonable guy. I know I need to be reasonable because I can be a little noisy at times (okay, a lot noisy). But I do try and create value for those I’m connected with whether that’s sharing good posts, interesting podcasts I’ve recorded or helping friends re-broadcast their own messages.

This morning, I had someone friend me on Facebook that did NOT share my same values. After sending me six messages in two and a half hours, I had to pull the plug and un-friend this person. Part of me felt bad because this was only the third person out of a thousand plus friends (and three years on Facebook) that I disconnected with. But enough was enough.
I’m not sharing names because for the most part just to prove my point, here is a timeline of the six messages I received (just in case I might be overreacting)…
  • 6:06 AM – A wall post thanking me for my friendship (I reciprocated by cross-posting on this person’s wall with a “nice to meet you too” message).
  • 7:32 AM – A request to become a fan of this person (I hate these requests for the most part unless a) you’re a company I REALLY like or b) you’re a close personal friend
  • 7:35 AM – An invite to join one this person’s groups
  • 7:38 AM – An invite to attend one of this person’s events/workshops
  • 7:51 AM – Another wall post thanking me for my wall post
  • 8:23 AM – Another invite to join yet another group
  • 9:15 AM – Aaron pulls the plug on our “friend-ship”
Did this person actually think that this type of behaviour was welcome? To bring this around to a dating analogy (you know I like dating analogies, right?) I felt an awful lot like I met this person in a bar, said “hello” as I was grabbing a round of drinks at the bar and then next thing I know, they were trying to stick their tongue down my throat. WHOAAAA! I don’t know about you, but even as a guy I would find this to be a major turn off.
Fortunately, most brands have figured out that creating a spam-fest, especially in such a condensed period of time, is NOT a good idea. I mean this person didn’t take any time to get to know me, engage me in any meaningful dialog or maybe comment on a post or two of mine. Unfortunately, there are more and more of these folks who don’t get it coming into the world of social with no regard to etiquette or best practices.
Do you have a good story about a “virtual tongue” or a bad case of social etiquette? If so, please share it in the comments below.

5 Things Marketing and Sales Can Learn from Dating

May 12, 2009 By Aaron Strout 10 Comments

I’ve been on a kick lately. I’m talking incessantly about what businesses – marketing and sales in particular – could learn from the practice of dating. Surprisingly,  many business folk have either forgotten how to date or are so desperate, they are trying to get right to the… punch line. Either way, there are no excuses for their despicable behavior!

With that as a lead in, here are my five rules of engagement (pun intended):  
  1. Stop trying to stick your tongue down our throats on the first date! My money says that you wouldn’t try and give someone an open mouth kiss 30 seconds after meeting them so why are you trying to sell us something before you get to know us. You’re bad at this via e-mail and even worse on Twitter. Please stop!
  2. Don’t ask us to marry you within 24 hours after we meet. I’m betting that most normal people in the world don’t get married after their first date. So why do marketers assume that they have a relationship with us after one conversation? Give us some space and try courting us first.
  3. Remember the importance of conversation. Anyone that’s ever dated or been married knows that conversation is not just important, it’s the lifeblood of any good relationship. So why does it seem like many marketers and sales folks today are great at the “asking out part” but not so much when it comes to actually talking to us?
  4. I can see the condoms in your wallet (stronger visual if sales/marketing role is male and consumer role is female). When we as consumers know that all you want to do is sleep with us, it’s kind of a turn off. We’d like to get to know you first. Maybe date for a while. Send us some flowers and pay us some compliments. After that… well, you know where I’m headed.
  5. Give before you get. This isn’t a sexual reference per se (although read it however you like) but if you know anything about me, you’ve heard me say it a lot. It’s because it’s one of the most important things you can do in a relationship. Sadly, too few businesses get this right. They assume that you will automatically like them based on their looks and charming personality (marketing/sales pitch) to let them take first (money) before they give (product/service).

So when did I become such an expert on dating? Well, I’m not. But I’ve been married for close to 13 years and I’m on the receiving end of a lot of bad “dating” practices as a consumer (both personally AND professionally). As a result, I try and apply the best practices I’ve learned in creating relationships with others – my wife in particularly –  to my job.

Do you have any best practices that should be mentioned? Surely, there are others of you out there that are good at nurturing relationships. 😉

UPDATED (from comments)

@JeffCutler adds… “it’s not a free and equal exchange all the time and both sides should realize that.”


@ARN-edition adds… “marketers shouldn’t be afraid to let consumers “date around” before making a commitment. Give them space to see what else is out there and decide if you measure up. If your product/service is as good as you think it is, they’ll be back. And they’ll probably appreciate you more for letting them figure it out on their own.”

@MichelleBatten adds… “Don’t wait days or weeks to “call” me. Let me immediately know how much you appreciated my interest, order, feedback. Make the next date with me around something you know I’ll be interested in to continue the relationship”

@RHappe adds… “Don’t be the guy/gal who likes long walks on the beach and cozy fires in the winter (i.e. we will facilitate strategies to leverage your potential) AND be the person/brand who has something unique to offer and don’t hide it behind obscure language. In the dating world that might be “I love to sail Lasers in Buzzard’s Bay”. Specific. Easy to understand.”

@KarinaShaver adds… “‘Don’t try to be someone you’re not.’ We can sniff you out a mile away if you’re putting on airs – know who you are (what value -not product or service- you offer the consumer), and be confident that it’s worthwhile.”

@Kristen Escovedo adds… Made me think of some bad dates and bad pitches. Here is my addition; Don’t give up romance and date nights after the wedding. Once you walk down the isle, seal the deal, and things get comfortable, couples tend to settle into a routine and forget that to keep a relationship fresh and vibrant, you still have to bring home a bottle of wine and do the dishes for no reason every once in a while.
@kescovedo

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Thoughts on Un-Follows/Qwitter

November 24, 2008 By Aaron Strout 2 Comments

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I had someone stop following me this weekend (no big deal, it happens all the time). As I was going in to in-follow them back — a standard practice unless the person is someone I’ve chosen to follow — I noticed that this person’s most recent tweet was a little snarky regarding all the reciprocal in-follows that ensued. I sent a message to this person asking what they expected when they decided to “leave the conversation.” The rest of the story and my thoughts on un-following are in the attached Uttercast.

What do you think?

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